Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Are you coming to our place for Thanksgiving?
I’m not sure.
Well, let me know as soon as you can. I want to know how thankful I should be.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive,...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I didn’t know you had dogs.
Those aren’t my dogs. They are my sister’s.
Well, your sisters are adorable.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I sat at a...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I got a postcard from my doctor.
What did it say?
He said he’d be right with me.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. Everything was nearly copacetic. I’d...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
There’s something wrong with this oatmeal.
It’s not oatmeal. It’s chicken noodle soup.
Oh, then it’s pretty good.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Everything was nearly copacetic. Whenever I pass...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
There’s only one thing that scares me during Halloween.
Which is?
Exactly.
Driving by Bruce’s Drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I walked down a sidewalk. A store owner was...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I don’t understand the mutual funds I bought.
I know how you feel. I’m trying to make sense of my investments.
I’m just trying to make cents of my investments.
Driving by Bruce’s Drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce....
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
It’s a cold, dreary, miserable day.
No, it’s not. It’s a beautiful day.
Why do you always have to take the weather’s side?
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
What’s wrong?
My doctor wants me to have elective surgery.
Well, don’t worry, you have my vote.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. I called a company...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
You should come over and see my new dog. It’s a rescue.
Ah, you’ve finally realized I’m a dog whisperer.
No, that’s not it. I want to see if the dog bites.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. I went for...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
If I won $1 million, I’d give a quarter of it to charity.
That’s mighty generous of you.
It’s no big deal. I’d still have $999,999.75 left.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I...