Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Happy birthday. I didn’t get you anything.
That’s the same thing you got me last year.
And you haven’t used it up yet.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I was...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I watched someone do 50 push-ups yesterday.
Do you think you could do that?
Of course. I could watch someone do 100 push-ups.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me....
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I had a rough morning.
What happened?
I got up.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I’d put some blueberries on my oatmeal because I wanted the blueberry of happiness...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I’m thinking of taking some night classes.
Red Cross is teaching a class. Do you know CPR?
Of course. I know the entire alphabet.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I love Worcestershire sauce.
What’s so good about it?
It’s hard to say.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. The radio sang, “Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I need an appointment.
How about 10 tomorrow morning?
No, thanks, I need only one appointment.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. It’s been a gentle winter. January...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
That movie I saw last week was excellent. I wanted to read the book, too, but I couldn’t.
Why not?
It was too dark in the theater.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I think I’ve found the problem with your car. It’s the frammydoos.
What’s a frammydoos?
I don’t know, and that’s the problem.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. The...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I had lunch with the county’s chess champion.
How did that go?
It was good, but it took him 20 minutes to pass the ketchup.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I’ve...
Murphy's Law is an observation that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. I don't know what you would call the opposite, maybe “a good day.” In English here are just a few of what I call “a good day”:
The viewing of the “Heritage Cabinet” at Central Freeborn Lutheran Church Rural Albert Lea...