Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
My wife compares me to Brad Pitt.
Really?
Yeah, she says I look nothing like Brad Pitt.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I have Minnesota between my toes, and I...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I asked my 94-year-old mother if she needed anything from the grocery store. She said she did.
And you were a dutiful son and did the shopping for her?
No, I gave her my list. There was no use in both of us going out into the nasty weather...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I said to myself, “Bob, you shouldn’t have that third helping of mashed potatoes.”
But your name isn’t Bob. It’s Al.
I know.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Are you coming to our place for Thanksgiving?
I’m not sure.
Well, let me know as soon as you can. I want to know how thankful I should be.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive,...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I didn’t know you had dogs.
Those aren’t my dogs. They are my sister’s.
Well, your sisters are adorable.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I sat at a...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I got a postcard from my doctor.
What did it say?
He said he’d be right with me.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. Everything was nearly copacetic. I’d...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
There’s something wrong with this oatmeal.
It’s not oatmeal. It’s chicken noodle soup.
Oh, then it’s pretty good.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Everything was nearly copacetic. Whenever I pass...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
There’s only one thing that scares me during Halloween.
Which is?
Exactly.
Driving by Bruce’s Drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I walked down a sidewalk. A store owner was...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I don’t understand the mutual funds I bought.
I know how you feel. I’m trying to make sense of my investments.
I’m just trying to make cents of my investments.
Driving by Bruce’s Drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce....
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
It’s a cold, dreary, miserable day.
No, it’s not. It’s a beautiful day.
Why do you always have to take the weather’s side?
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur...