Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I sent my brother a “get better” card.
I’m sorry to hear he’s ailing.
Oh, he isn’t sick, but I know he could get better.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Well, Lars Larson, look at you. The last time I saw you, you were tall and thin with a head full of hair. Now you’re short, portly and bald.
My name is John Johnson.
And you’ve changed your name, too, Lars?
Driving by Bruce's drive...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
How are you doing?
I have a cold, my car has a blown engine, I need a new knee and I lost my job.
Wow!
But I can’t complain.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts...
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting
My family was poor while I was growing up, but we didn’t know it.
How could you not know that?
We were terrible at math.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Long time, no see. How are you doing?
I’m sorry, but I’ve forgotten your name. You’ll need to tell me.
I can’t believe you don’t remember my name. How soon do you need to know it?
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Do you always stir coffee with your right hand?
Yes, I’m right-handed.
Try using a spoon next time.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. When the sun rises...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I never know when it’s raining hard enough to turn on my lights.
By law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.
That’s a good law, but how do I know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Driving by Bruce's drive
I...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Someone called and left a message. I wrote it down.
I can’t read a thing you’ve written.
I couldn’t understand a word the caller said.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive,...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
What did you do yesterday?
I spent the whole day watching TV in my pajamas.
I didn’t know they made pajamas with a TV in them.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I left my job today. I couldn’t work for my boss after what he said to me.
What did he say?
He said, "You’re fired."
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I...