Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
It’s a cold, dreary, miserable day.
No, it’s not. It’s a beautiful day.
Why do you always have to take the weather’s side?
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
What’s wrong?
My doctor wants me to have elective surgery.
Well, don’t worry, you have my vote.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. I called a company...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
You should come over and see my new dog. It’s a rescue.
Ah, you’ve finally realized I’m a dog whisperer.
No, that’s not it. I want to see if the dog bites.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. I went for...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
If I won $1 million, I’d give a quarter of it to charity.
That’s mighty generous of you.
It’s no big deal. I’d still have $999,999.75 left.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I took an Uber from the airport. The driver told me he always went the extra mile.
How did that go?
He dropped me off a mile past my destination.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I wish I could quit smoking.
Have you ever tried?
Yes, but only between cigarettes.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. Labor Day is galloping our way. It...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I can see into the future.
When did you start being able to do that?
Next Wednesday.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I was upside down and walking...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
My neighbor drives me crazy. He hired a poop scooper service that removes pet waste from his yard.
What’s wrong with that?
He doesn’t have any pets.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I’m going to see a different audiologist.
What’s wrong with your current audiologist?
He keeps telling me I need a heron egg.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I added a skylight to my condo.
I’ll bet you’re enjoying it.
I am, but I don’t think the people living in the condo above me are.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past...