Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I have memories of making sand castles with my grandfather.
Oh, that’s sweet.
Of course, that was before my mother told me to leave his urn alone.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
We should switch to Roman numerals.
Who wants to do that?
I for one.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
You can learn a lot about someone by what they complain about.
Yeah? What do you know about me?
Everything.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I have a pessimism glass on my desk. Every time I have a forlorn thought, I put a dollar in it.
How’s that working out?
The glass is half-empty.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Someone robbed me at the gas station.
Oh, no! Do you know who the robber was?
Yes, it was Pump 6.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I was named after my father.
Your father’s first name was Al?
No, his last name was Batt.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
It’s like my father always said.
Which was?
I don’t remember, but he always said it.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
My wife said it was the most disgusting habit I have.
What did you say to that?
Nothing, but I almost choked on my big toenail I was chewing.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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Echoes from the Loafer’s Club Meeting
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
My father never hugged me as a child.
That’s a shame.
He couldn’t. I wasn’t even born yet when he was a child.
Driving by Bruce's drive
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