Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I took an Uber from the airport. The driver told me he always went the extra mile.
How did that go?
He dropped me off a mile past my destination.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I wish I could quit smoking.
Have you ever tried?
Yes, but only between cigarettes.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. Labor Day is galloping our way. It...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I can see into the future.
When did you start being able to do that?
Next Wednesday.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I was upside down and walking...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
My neighbor drives me crazy. He hired a poop scooper service that removes pet waste from his yard.
What’s wrong with that?
He doesn’t have any pets.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I’m going to see a different audiologist.
What’s wrong with your current audiologist?
He keeps telling me I need a heron egg.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I added a skylight to my condo.
I’ll bet you’re enjoying it.
I am, but I don’t think the people living in the condo above me are.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I don’t like my Tesla.
What’s wrong with it?
I get 0 miles to the gallon.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. I walked as my socks edged lower on the New...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I have memories of making sand castles with my grandfather.
Oh, that’s sweet.
Of course, that was before my mother told me to leave his urn alone.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
We should switch to Roman numerals.
Who wants to do that?
I for one.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. The journey of 1000 miles for a squirrel starts...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
You can learn a lot about someone by what they complain about.
Yeah? What do you know about me?
Everything.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. It’s that...