Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I love Worcestershire sauce.
What’s so good about it?
It’s hard to say.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. The radio sang, “Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I need an appointment.
How about 10 tomorrow morning?
No, thanks, I need only one appointment.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. It’s been a gentle winter. January...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
That movie I saw last week was excellent. I wanted to read the book, too, but I couldn’t.
Why not?
It was too dark in the theater.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I think I’ve found the problem with your car. It’s the frammydoos.
What’s a frammydoos?
I don’t know, and that’s the problem.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. The...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I had lunch with the county’s chess champion.
How did that go?
It was good, but it took him 20 minutes to pass the ketchup.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I’ve...
Murphy's Law is an observation that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. I don't know what you would call the opposite, maybe “a good day.” In English here are just a few of what I call “a good day”:
The viewing of the “Heritage Cabinet” at Central Freeborn Lutheran Church Rural Albert Lea...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I’m completely exhausted.
From opening all your Christmas presents?
No, from playing with all that bubble wrap.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. Is it just me...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
My wife compares me to Brad Pitt.
Really?
Yeah, she says I look nothing like Brad Pitt.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I have Minnesota between my toes, and I...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I asked my 94-year-old mother if she needed anything from the grocery store. She said she did.
And you were a dutiful son and did the shopping for her?
No, I gave her my list. There was no use in both of us going out into the nasty weather...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I said to myself, “Bob, you shouldn’t have that third helping of mashed potatoes.”
But your name isn’t Bob. It’s Al.
I know.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur...