Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
What’s wrong?
My doctor wants me to have elective surgery.
Well, don’t worry, you have my vote.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. I called a company...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
You should come over and see my new dog. It’s a rescue.
Ah, you’ve finally realized I’m a dog whisperer.
No, that’s not it. I want to see if the dog bites.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. I went for...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
If I won $1 million, I’d give a quarter of it to charity.
That’s mighty generous of you.
It’s no big deal. I’d still have $999,999.75 left.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I took an Uber from the airport. The driver told me he always went the extra mile.
How did that go?
He dropped me off a mile past my destination.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I wish I could quit smoking.
Have you ever tried?
Yes, but only between cigarettes.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. Labor Day is galloping our way. It...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I can see into the future.
When did you start being able to do that?
Next Wednesday.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I was upside down and walking...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
My neighbor drives me crazy. He hired a poop scooper service that removes pet waste from his yard.
What’s wrong with that?
He doesn’t have any pets.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I’m going to see a different audiologist.
What’s wrong with your current audiologist?
He keeps telling me I need a heron egg.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I added a skylight to my condo.
I’ll bet you’re enjoying it.
I am, but I don’t think the people living in the condo above me are.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I don’t like my Tesla.
What’s wrong with it?
I get 0 miles to the gallon.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. I walked as my socks edged lower on the New...