Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting
My family was poor while I was growing up, but we didn’t know it.
How could you not know that?
We were terrible at math.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Long time, no see. How are you doing?
I’m sorry, but I’ve forgotten your name. You’ll need to tell me.
I can’t believe you don’t remember my name. How soon do you need to know it?
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Do you always stir coffee with your right hand?
Yes, I’m right-handed.
Try using a spoon next time.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Deep thoughts occur as I drive past his drive. When the sun rises...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I never know when it’s raining hard enough to turn on my lights.
By law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.
That’s a good law, but how do I know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Driving by Bruce's drive
I...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Someone called and left a message. I wrote it down.
I can’t read a thing you’ve written.
I couldn’t understand a word the caller said.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive,...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
What did you do yesterday?
I spent the whole day watching TV in my pajamas.
I didn’t know they made pajamas with a TV in them.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I left my job today. I couldn’t work for my boss after what he said to me.
What did he say?
He said, "You’re fired."
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I had a colonoscopy last week.
Did they discover anything?
They found one of my high school football coach’s shoes.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me...
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant.
What do you want with an elephant?
I don’t want an elephant. I just want enough money to buy one.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I hate Monday.
Today is Thursday.
It takes me a long time to get over a Monday.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I hate to brag, but I have a lot of...