Compostings - Al Batt
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
For our meeting tomorrow, I’m going to make one of those diagrams that use the intersecting circles.
Venn?
Tomorrow.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. When...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
I didn’t expect to see you here at Medicine Square Garden.
I fell.
How did you come to fall?
I didn’t come to fall. I came to skate.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive,...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
We had an Amish turkey for Thanksgiving.
What’s an Amish turkey?
It’s a turkey that’s never driven a car.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I’d listened to...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
We’re having a family Christmas party early and then my wife and I are headed to Texas.
Why do you go to Texas each winter? Is it just because it’s warmer?
Of course not. I come from good stock, and I can take the cold. I go to Texas each winter...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
I was cleaning the attic when I found my old flutophone. I began playing it.
I’ll bet that brought back some memories.
It sure did. I remembered how bad I was at playing the flutophone.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
What are all those little bottles?
They’re Wite-Out. I’m collecting them.
Why?
Because they’re corrector’s items.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. After my...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB
Where are you coming from?
I’ve been at the gym. I watched a guy do 50 pushups. Do you think you could do that?
Easy-peasy. I once watched a man do 100 pushups.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
Pick a number between 1 and 10.
Why?
I want to see if you can do it.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. It was a Goldilocks Day, not too hot, nor too cold....
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
I have three chickens in my backyard. One hen lays brown eggs.
That’s not unusual.
Oh, no? Could you do it?
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. Another wonderful...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
The traffic was terrible this morning. It was backed up for miles, and every driver was honking a horn.
What caused that?
I couldn’t tell. They were all behind me.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce....