Compostings - Al Batt
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I’m reading the entire dictionary.
Wow! How’s that going?
I’m up to something. It’s in the S section.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. When I was a boy, the only...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I feel like a kid.
That’s wonderful. What’s your secret?
I tried opening a childproof cap.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. Can February March? No, but April...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
You should come over tomorrow. We’re having Himalayan rabbit stew.
What’s a Himalayan rabbit?
I found him a layin’ on the road.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Do you have any pets?
I have a goldfish named Richard.
Any hobbies?
He likes to swim.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. On March 19, we were blessed with...
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Happy birthday. I didn’t get you anything.
That’s the same thing you got me last year.
And you haven’t used it up yet.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I was...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I watched someone do 50 push-ups yesterday.
Do you think you could do that?
Of course. I could watch someone do 100 push-ups.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me....
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I had a rough morning.
What happened?
I got up.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I’d put some blueberries on my oatmeal because I wanted the blueberry of happiness...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I’m thinking of taking some night classes.
Red Cross is teaching a class. Do you know CPR?
Of course. I know the entire alphabet.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I love Worcestershire sauce.
What’s so good about it?
It’s hard to say.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. The radio sang, “Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I need an appointment.
How about 10 tomorrow morning?
No, thanks, I need only one appointment.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. It’s been a gentle winter. January...