Compostings - Al Batt
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
I’m looking for a nice meal for two.
Taking the wife out for a romantic dinner, huh?
No, I’m looking for a nice meal for two dollars.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Grandpa, can you make the sound of a frog?
I could do that, but why?
Because Mom says when you croak, we’re going to Disney World.
Driving by Bruce’s drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive,...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
All the crows that used to hang around the parking lot have disappeared.
I wonder why they left?
I don’t know. I haven’t found the caws.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
I’m staying busy.
Oh, yeah? Doing what?
Trying to look busy.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. Spring is when you can step outside, and char your rear end while...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
The lottery is up to $496 million.
If you knew you were going to win the lottery, what would you do?
The first thing I’d do would be to buy a ticket.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
I got new eyeglasses at Costco.
They look good. How do you like them?
I like them. Now I see everything in bulk.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. He was a familiar...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
My Uncle Luther could hold his breath for 30 minutes.
That’s incredible.
Not really. He could do it only once.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. The weather was...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
I was walking an Alaskan trail when I met a bear. All I had in my backpack was a can of fly spray, so I sprayed the bear.
What happened?
The bear flew away.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
I have the memory of an elephant.
Really?
Yes, I remember seeing an elephant at a fair when I was nine years old.
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING TOO
Folklore said if a woman saw a robin flying overhead on Valentine’s Day, it meant she...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
My sister is a librarian. She hit me with a grammar book.
Did you get a concussion?
No, but I was in a comma for a week.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. We’d been...