Compostings - Al Batt
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFERS’ CLUB MEETING
My doctor said I need to stop worrying so much, so I paid some guy $60,000 to do all my worrying for me.
Wow, $60,000! How are you going to pay that?
That’s not my worry.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named...
ECHOES FROM THE LOAFER’S CLUB MEETING
I can see into the future.
When did you learn you had that gift?
Next Thursday.
DRIVING BY BRUCE’S DRIVE
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. The rain came down. Does it ever go up?...
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I’m reading the entire dictionary.
Wow! How’s that going?
I’m up to something. It’s in the S section.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. When I was a boy, the only...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I feel like a kid.
That’s wonderful. What’s your secret?
I tried opening a childproof cap.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. Can February March? No, but April...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
You should come over tomorrow. We’re having Himalayan rabbit stew.
What’s a Himalayan rabbit?
I found him a layin’ on the road.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Do you have any pets?
I have a goldfish named Richard.
Any hobbies?
He likes to swim.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. On March 19, we were blessed with...
Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting
Happy birthday. I didn’t get you anything.
That’s the same thing you got me last year.
And you haven’t used it up yet.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I was...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I watched someone do 50 push-ups yesterday.
Do you think you could do that?
Of course. I could watch someone do 100 push-ups.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me....
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I had a rough morning.
What happened?
I got up.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me. I’d put some blueberries on my oatmeal because I wanted the blueberry of happiness...
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting
I’m thinking of taking some night classes.
Red Cross is teaching a class. Do you know CPR?
Of course. I know the entire alphabet.
Driving by Bruce's drive
I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to...